Hello My Freaky Darlings!

Jul 29
Jul 29
ilikeyouandvodka:

I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY FEET IN THE SAND BHT IT WAS SUNNY OUT AND IT WAS ON SELFIE AND I DJDNT REALIZE IT AND THIS IS WHAY CAME OUT OH MY FUCK I CANT BREATHE

ilikeyouandvodka:

I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY FEET IN THE SAND BHT IT WAS SUNNY OUT AND IT WAS ON SELFIE AND I DJDNT REALIZE IT AND THIS IS WHAY CAME OUT OH MY FUCK I CANT BREATHE

Jul 29

punypalhoncho:

A FUN GAME:

PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB

Jul 29

carry-on-my-wayward-ass-kicker:

the—fandom—has—claimed—me:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

basedgosh:

HELLO BOYS YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE SAD IF THE GIRL YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL HER A WHORE/SLUT/PRUDE BITCH ETC AND THINK YOURE ENTITLED TO HER NETHER REGIONS

I started to read that in Crowley’s voice but as I got further on it slowly turned into Thor.

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Jul 29

tupacabra:

*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night

Jul 29
omg-humor:

The Queen Photobombed A Selfie At The Commonwealth Gamesomg-humor.tumblr.com

omg-humor:

The Queen Photobombed A Selfie At The Commonwealth Games
omg-humor.tumblr.com

Jul 29

liveschlong:

Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load

Jul 29
jonaylalaia:

forgive me i don’t know how to draw blood.

jonaylalaia:

forgive me i don’t know how to draw blood.

Jul 29

dogapult:

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

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Jul 29

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"