Hello My Freaky Darlings!

Aug 28

sixpenceee:

Have you guys heard of partial heterochromia iridum?

It’s when part of one iris is a different color from its remainder.

Aug 28
Aug 28

haanigram:

haanigram:

GEARING UP FOR THE 2ND HANNIBAL HE-ATE-US WITH THE HANNIGRAM CROSSOVER SHIPS OF HUGH & MADS

INFO ON THOSE WITHOUT CONTENT & UNPAIRED:

Ronnie (Nattens Engel) / Aiden (Blood and Chocolate)

  • VAMPIRES AND WAREWOLVES HELLO?

Lee Fallon (Hugh-The Big C) / Horst (Mads-Wilbur wants to Kill Himself

  • Because Lee has cancer and Horst is a doctor lol

Nick (Hugh-Coach) / Julie’s Dad (Mads-Julie)

  • Because Nick coaches soccer and idk looks like that dad likes football

Leon (Hugh-Madam Bovary) Niels (Mads-Open Hearts)

  • Probably the saddest one like i can’t even talking about it everyone cries.

Grigg (Jane Austen Book Club) / Jacob (Mads-Shake It!)

  • both quirky rom coms omg the rom-com au

Buddy (Hugh-Evening) / Citronen (Mads-Flame and Citron)

  • Sad 1950’s romance au awe

Joe Connor (Hugh-Beyond the Gates) / Jacob (Mads-After The Wedding)

  • they both work with kids in underdeveloped countries far from home - one a missionary in Rwanda and the other an orphanage in India.

Luke Brandon (Hugh-Confessions of a Shopaholic) / Johann Struensee (Mads-A royal Affair)

  • omg this is the Kate and Leopold AU hahahaha where Johann travels in time to meet Luke in New York City circa 2012 or something lol amazing. Just exasperated Luke dealing with vintage time traveling trying to explain the microwave.

Michel Previn (Hugh-Relic hunter) / Lenny (Mads-Bleeder)

  • They are both little nerd fanboys - Michel collects comics and Lenny videos.

Sir Kyle (Hugh-Robin Hood) / Draco (Mads-Clash of the Titans)

  • TIME TRAVEL SON. After Draco is turned to stone by medusa his body is magically transported through time to the time period of Robin Hood???? W/e it works out. Draco joins their company and has eyes for the small orphan Kyle. MAGIC AND SEX ENSUE.

THESE ARE THE STRAGGLERS WITH NO SHIP AWE

Hugh Dancy:

  • Ted (Martha Marcy May Marlene)
  • John Truscott (The Sleeping Dictionary) - This one is so painful for me because fucking look at him he needs someone so bad it hurts.
  • Daniel Deronda (Daniel Deronda)
  • Charlie Paige (Dangerfield) - THIS IS THE ONLY ROLE OF HUGH DANCY I CANNOT FIND ANYWHERE - NO FOOTAGE ANYWHERE AND IT’S DRIVING ME INSANE IF YOU KNOW OF A WAY TO FIND THIS PLEASE CONTACT ME I AM WILLING TO PAY

Mads Mikkelsen:

  • Thomas (Exit)
  • Christoffer (Prag)- HAHA gay daddy
  • Ivan (Adam’s Apples)YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO NOT HAVE A HUGH FOR THIS I GUESS MAYBE TED?!?! BUT HE NEEDS SOMEONE CUTE AND WEIRD UGHGHGH.
  • Allan Fischer (Unit One)- Some have mentioned he should get Roberto or Mikey (as hey are both young hugh in trouble with the law) but I don’t have the heart to pull them from Tonny or Max
  • Jakob (Now)- Like I fuckin know..
  • Far - (The Boy Below)This one might go well with Ted just cuz DAD
  • Anders (Cafe Hector)- Who the fuck does this weirdo fuck.
  • Elmer Karr (Tom Merritt)- Almost gave him to David Copperfield but so glad we waited for The Salvation.
  • Niels (Open Hearts)- Another Dad for Ted lol
  • Jimmy (Vildspor)- Another Dad?
  • Casper (Mona’s World)

THERE ARE ALSO A FEW ON STAGE CHARACTERS UNPAIRED BUT FINDING RECORDINGS OF PLAYS IS RARE AND THUS CONTENT WOULD BE DIFFICULT TO PRODUCE

NOW UPDATED

Aug 28

hello-imaliveandwandwell:

hiroshimalated:

Please keep this circulating. Cops are getting more and more brazen, know your rights!

good to know

Aug 28

forsciencejohn:

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

Aug 28

mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

Aug 28

gambler-x:

THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE SINCEREST PLEASURE TO READ.

Aug 28

jcash91:

I laughed so hard at this.

Aug 28

shingekinofroyo said: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU ART

twinksandboobs:

image

Aug 28

Can you believe they call us criminals when he’s assaulting us with that haircut?